Narwhals are for real.
“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” ~Galileo Galilei
Where did it come from? Where did it go? Where did it come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
“Opinions and fish: Possessing opinions is like possessing fish, assuming one has a fish pond. One has to go fishing and needs some luck- then one has one’s own fish, one’s own opinions. I am speaking of live opinions, of live fish. Others are satisfied if they own a cabinet of fossils- and in their heads, ‘convictions.’”~ Friedrich Nietzsche
“Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.” — Napoleon
Oh campus, my campus! Why must you be filled with freshmen?
Day 2 of class and I’m up early enough for the small monsoon..
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.
MHK during football season is the happiest place on Earth.
I can’t wait for The Collegian to be back every day of the week. Only on Wednesday’s is just not good enough.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
If you ever forget someone’s name, take them to Starbucks.
I’ll be wearing all black the first day of classes to mourn the death of my social life.
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything.
I’m not single… I’m in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
Saw an old roomie, I waved and she flipped me off. I guess she’s still mad I put her dogs poop under her bed.
Happy National “Hear-Fireworks-All-Day-and-Night-Being-Set-Off-by-Drunk-People-You-Wouldn’t-Trust-with a-Glowstick” Day!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
SHOUT-OUT TO LUKE BRYAN FOR BEING … LUKE BRYAN #9Days
Big congrats to everyone graduating out there! #EMAW4LIFE
Tired isn’t even a feeling for me anymore; it’s become a personality trait.
I’ve always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say “I’ve been expecting you.”